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Lindsey.
Naptime enthusiast. Part time superhero. The angels have the phone box.

thegadaboutgirl:

whowasntthere:

championofazura:

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.

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that-attached-kat:

when you see a cute guy and then you notice he’s wearing band merch:

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nazmatik:

"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"

nazmatik:

"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"

moriartys:

weavemunchers:

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

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padalickingood:

oliviatheelf:

This actually kind of scared me when I first saw it and it sank in.

#i thought this was about the skeleton war again

padalickingood:

oliviatheelf:

This actually kind of scared me when I first saw it and it sank in.

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

tastefullyoffensive:

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What’s the most dad thing your dad has ever done?

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

puT ON YOUR WAR PAINT

unteens:

people who can’t handle all black outfits are weak

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes