Lindsey.
Naptime enthusiast. Part time superhero. The angels have the phone box.
steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this

people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen

like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

(Source: nvcr-weather, via ilove-coitus)

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zaynrand:

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IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 

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2 weeks ago

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via fucksenpai)

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2 weeks ago

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

(via spitters-be-quitters)

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2 weeks ago

fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

(via spitters-be-quitters)

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2 weeks ago

beallmysinsrememberd:

jon-snow:

some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses

i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father

that’s fucking badass and if anyone tells you differently you should declare independence from their stupid ass

(via hotdog-bun)

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2 weeks ago

lorddarkfetus:

d0nn0:

Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the

supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast

(Source: d0nn0, via fuzdgy)

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2 weeks ago

nosdrinker:

way to post a song from spotify you piece of shit

(via firetwerks)

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2 weeks ago

beyoncevevo:

people who steal text posts from tumblr and put them on other social networking sites 

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2 weeks ago
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