Naptime enthusiast. Part time superhero. The angels have the phone box.
there should be a dating website called ebae
doctors HATE her! local farmer puts one of her apples at the hospital entrance every day. the doctors can’t enter. the city is without medical care. patients are dying
amsterdaRN because i dont cuss :)
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you
I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious
"We have no fucking idea what is happening but we know SOMETHING is happening."
Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality