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Lindsey.
Naptime enthusiast. Part time superhero. The angels have the phone box.

overlypolitebisexual:

idk why everyone says “when pigs fly” when police helicopters are a thing that exist

clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

manhatingfeminist:

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

shaq-stoned:

jyostar:

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

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trust:

when people have really nice clear faces i want punch myself 

officialnoot:

officialnoot:

it’s not a phase, mom

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT 

officialnoot:

officialnoot:

it’s not a phase, mom

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT 

echatter:

voicetoosmooth:

jazelq:

HER HAIR IS FINALLY DOWN

She looks… mature.

Who is she

gatorbiscuits:

one time i said the word “fuck” on facebook and my mom texted me this

gatorbiscuits:

one time i said the word “fuck” on facebook and my mom texted me this

glazedeyes-emptyhearts:

neverlandlouisx:

itsterminallycancerous:

gingerten:

seven-0ceans:

da-weedgoblin:

chandra75:

portablewhiskers:

no-drama-obama:

This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.

Every male should be required to read this.

Every person on earth should read this. 

Oh.

Coming from a boy: When another guy says, “Oh, I see its that time of month again.” I actually want to punch you in the dick and make your genitals bleed, cause fuck you, maybe you’re right but it’s disrespectful in my mind to be pointing it out and if this is what girls go through you should understand they have the right to be a bit short tempered during those 5 days.

Thank god someone gets it. I hate it when people call girls out on it, that’s just downright shameful and rude as hell.

itS BACK YEEESSS

praise the lord that this exists

BLESS